John E. Smoke Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

This here a song, is about John W Smoke Junior
It's about bein' in love and lovin' the love that's hatin' the love
the love and the love and the hate that's lovin with all
It's around the love that's hate that's the hate that's the love
And the love is the love that is the hate that's hatin' the love,
it's lovin' the hate
It's about John W Smoke's mom, it's with his mom
it's about his mom it's about his mom it's about lovin his mom
and bein' without his mom and lovin' the hate that's hatin' the love
and his mom and all the time they're there
Hatin' the hate that's lovin' the hate it's love it's the love that's hate
And it goes somethin' about like this
John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke
John Smoke, oh John E Smoke
Whaoh John E Smoke, John E John E John E John
John, John Smoke
John E Smoke
Here we go
John, John was a little crippled midget lesbian boy
but stood ten foot tall with a knife
Pretty soon the mole had appeared on John's left leg
and real black it extended out 469 different miles
and veirly veirly it was 69 different nuns
speaking simotainesouly to John in 69 different languages
And then it evolved itself and it was the legless dog that became
a cyclone in John's fater's fore head
And there is was like a twinkie with a halo storm in it
and it revolved down into the sky and talked to John
like he was a little puppy himself
And John said that I am not the magma, I am not the crust
and I shall evolve when the rain had come down here and was hed on John
And he said that I will be a cigerrate butt before it's all done with
And they said no, you are the flame itself and you shall burn pure
in the South American sky where the blooddogs worship the stairway
John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke
oh John Smoke, ooo OW!
John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke
oh oh John E Smoke
oh John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E
John E John E Jooooooooooooooooo
And so brainlessly leglessly hairlessly the foil tip top of itself,
and revealed to John that the kiawe twe luxury liner extended out of John's left side
And so it had preach you in Mars with a saram backwards
and upwardly they did evole
Downward they fell like a thin sheet of waste product that would come over John's body
His body was no longer the primeval express itself
And he could be the dog and the dog's eyes which had blood comin' out like they were
roped around John's leg and pulled him up, like he was a canoe and and he flew
on the live peasents himself, the South American where he was in love

Rocky Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Well all of my friends, baby
They're going insane, now
Look up at my fingers, baby
Get lost in the rain
Halfway off the g-round
Jumping oughta down
Afraid to hear the sound
Of all that's going down
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Dear Baby Jesus
Here are my shoes
They don't smell so hot
But they've never read the news
Well all of my friends, baby
They thought I'm insane, now
Look up at my fingers, darlin
Get lost in the rain
Walking through a haze
Of shattered memories
They're flying through the trees
Their roots are at my knees
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Heeeeeeeeey
Afraid to hear the sound

Julio Iglesias Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Julio Iglesias
Jacked off in outer-spacias
Did 69 with the pope in the butthole
Rammed that sucker head down that throat now
Julio he had a mole

Went to the doctor with a fiery pole
Saw the nurse what did he see
Loved to watch his sister pee
Oh baby baby rock and roll sock it to me

Fast Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

I'm not insane when I'm talking to you, babe.
I want to set the place on fire
If you see me smoking then it's probably me, now.
I'm burning up with desire
I'm not in love when I'm talking to you, babe.
I'm just with people standing in line
If you see me smoking then it's probably me, now.
(the whole last line is a mystery to me)

"Locust Abortion Technician" (1987)

Sweat Loaf Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Daddy?
Yes, son.
What does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret
something you have done than
to Regret something that you haven't done
And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
tell her...
SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!

Graveyard Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

You lie in the graveyard
Well you're rotting away
When I talk to you daily
You've got nothing to say
You lie in the graveyard
Well you are down making plans
Well you control all my thoughts
Well you make dust fall

Pittsburg To Lebanon Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

When I crawled outta my momma
I was blind as can be
I bought my first shotgun
At the age of three

Wine, whiskey and women, Yow!
By the time that I was five
Said Lord! The way I am Living, Yow!
You know that I am going to wind up alive.

Human Cannonball Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Are you ready to Rock?
Well rock on!

Pardon me,
I'm only bleeding
but you cut me
to the bone
my imperfections
have reduced you
to a lowly
animal

A part of me
was introduced to you
then it walked right
out the door
And tonight
you're probably feeling
like a human
cannonball

It used to be
that loving you
was easy,
unrestrained
and now
I'm only bleeding
forgone loving,
only pain

Pardon me,
I'm only bleeding
but you cut me
to the bone
and tonight
you're probably feeling
like a human
cannonball

22 Going On 23 Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

[Woman:] I enjoy your show and I've been trying to get through for quite a while.
[Man:] Well, We're glad you kept trying
[Woman:] Umm. I have this problem. Last July, I was assaulted...sexually,
and ever since then, I've been having trouble sleeping.
[Man:] How old are you?
[Woman:] I'm 22 going on 23
[Man:] Medicine...Counseling...Anxiety...Sleep Programming
..Medicine...Sleep Programming
..Anxiety...Counseling...Medicine...Sleep
Programming...Depression...Anxiety...[etc.]
[Woman:] Well, they told me, when I have these bad dreams, to try and put
endings on the
dreams, like I come out a winner. But everytime i try to do that, I
just...don't get anywhere. It
seems, I keep having the same dream over and over every night, and
that's why I'm up so late.
[Woman:] And I watch one soap opera a day.
And if he happens to walk in the house, I'm paranoid.
I just jump up and turn off the TV. Except he says, "Is that
all you're gonna do all
day, just sit around and watch TV?" And I love to travel, so I've
mentioned traveling to him.
And finances are no problem. But he says that he did all the traveling
that he wanted to do while
he was in the service.

"Rembrandt Pussyhorse" (1986)

Creep In The Cellar Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I'm gonna let in
And he eats in the alley and keeps track of my sins
When he starts talking backwards your head starts to spin
And he really freaks me out when he peels off his skin

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I'm gonna let in
There's a hole in his brain where his mind should have to be
When he start rubbing wrinkles he gets pretty fat
when he starts talking nickelback, diamondback, Muscleback

Well there's a creep in the cellar with his hands in the air
And he lies to his mother but she doesn't care
Well the fish are flying backwards we all just stare
Like the turkeys talking Backwards

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I' am going to let in

Sea Ferring Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Is life as strange as it seems
It lies on its side and screams
And nothing is quite what it
Dreams when it walks
Plays when it talks

Dah da do
Da da de dum
Da da de dum
Da da de dum
Da da de dum
Doo aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

All I want was a dream
You are lucky if you escape with a scream
Where nothing is quite what it
Seems when she walks
Plays when she talks

And the earth screams like madmen
In love when she talks
Strange that you thought

That the earth fell like the pouring
Rain when its hot
Oh, like it or not
You'll scream again again again
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Brains when she talks
A cane when she walks

And the earth screams like a madman
In love when she talks
I know I have thoughts

And they all fall to pieces when I
Speak I get cold
And I'm getting old
And we all scream again, again
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Like a tick farm, like a sea horse, like a graveyard, like a moron
Like a girlfriend, like a tissue, like a cardboard, like a brick wall, like a dream, waiting to be

Like a ball park, like a hiccup, like a blood clot, like a brain stroke, like a long trip
Like a skeleton, like a dream , that I can see

Like a house wife, like a rapist, like a tea cup, like a bed pan, like a cold sore, like an old friend
Nothing seems so removed
But love is hard when you're true

And twice is far from the
Earth when it walks
And I know I can talk

But the words hover like a thousand baritones
Flies that know me
And I know I can see

But my eyes fill with pride and stupidity
This I know and
I'm getting old

So I scream again, again, again
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

American Woman Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Huh, American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be

Don't come hanging 'round my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you

Now woman, stay away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be

Don't come knocking 'round my door
I don't wanna see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes

Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, I said, get away
American woman, listen what I say

Don't come hanging 'round my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes

Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes

Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be

I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I gotta go, I wanna fly away

I'm gonna leave you, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman

A-bye, bye, a-bye, bye
Bye bye, bye bye

(American woman)
You're no good for me and I'm no good for you
(American woman)
I look you right straight in the eye an' tell you what I'm gonna do

(American woman)
I'm gonna leave you woman, you know I gotta go
(American woman)
I'm gonna leave you woman, I gotta go

(American woman)
I gotta go, I gotta go American woman, yeah

Waiting For Jimmy To Kick Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

are... are we recording this right now?
stop this tape!
stop it, because jimmy is gonna kick
i want you to know
that jimmy has control of the ball
he knows all of our needs
jimmy lives in west (norwood??) in a van
and now
we are waiting
for jimmy
to kick
kick it jimmy
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha haaa...
jimmy kicks!
kick it jimmy!
look at us all!
look us in the eye, jimmy!
(the kids??) are very sick of
looking at you
and you know
that you can kick
kick it!
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!
guys! i can't believe this!
ha ha ha ha ha...
it's silly!
ha ha haaaah!
woohoo! woohoo! woohoo!
woohoo! woo! whoooaaahhh...
jimmy...
kicks.
(guess not??)

Perry Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Hello perry
you think you're so fucking scary
well, I've got news for you

hello perry

hello perry
hello ??

this is the news for you, perry
and it's not so fucking scary
here it is:

it's talking about you
it's talking about growing up in england
it's talking about being the slave boy
it's talking about giving head when you're 6 years old
it's talking about doing these things
the coming apart of you
the coming apart of your faith
and meeting the popping cherry of the brain
and the part of passing it around to the other boys
and then once you know it…

hello perry
i think it's all too fucking scary
well, I've got news for you, perry
do you...hey!
i really care, perry
about your money
your mother died of cancer
Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer

See, perry
i can be there ??

it's about coming of age
it's about learning how to do it
it's about learning how to experience things the way they ought to be experienced
it's about growing up
it's about licking the shit off the floor
it's about doing the things that you ought to do
it's about being a butthole surfer
it's about doing promotional work
it's about
it's about PR
it's about all these things
it's about loving yourself
it's about loving your mom
it's about loving your dad
it's about doing the things
it's about going to the go-kart track
it's about loving everything
your pop, your kitty
all the things
the catfood, the little bits of crayons
the melted pieces
the loving friends
all the things you wish you had

Whirling Hall Of Knives Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

They she walked as she fall through the door, walk away
Ah looking as if she had seen him before, walk away
and she cried, just like me

Looking at pages and remembering lies, walk away
Apart from the graves and the place they made knives, walk away
and they cried, just like me

They he walks as she fell through the wall, walk away
Cut off my thighs and whirl through the hall, walk away
and they cried just like me
walk away and they will cry
walk away they may cry

"Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac" (1985)

Dum Dum Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

You want the people to be the people that want the people that love you
You need the people to show the facts instead again they shot you
Want the people to be the people they don't need you
Need the people to show the people they displease you
Lover man his face is lost and you're much smaller
Then again the other man he's much smaller
You want the people to be the people that want the people that love you
You need the people to show the facts instead again they shot you
Want the people to see the people they don't need you
Need the people that need the people they don't need you
Then again the son of a bitch and he's much smaller
Then again and then again and then again and then again
You want the people to be the people that want the people that love you
You need the people to show the facts instead again they shot you
Want the people to be the people they don't need you
Need the people to show the people they displease you
Lover man his face is lost and you're much smaller
Then again the other man he's much smaller

Woly Boly Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

I went into the theater
I decide to whirl
I'll take a man
I'll see him again
never seen (??)
said, "buddy boy"

I rolled into the tonky
with a marking laigh
a bigger man
but he was mean
I stole his guns
oh Billy Boy! ah!

I rolled into the tonky
don't know what to say
the bastard who
took my gun
was three miles away

I rolled into the tonky
don't know what to do
a beagle, a bear
the girl, the thorn
would see them through

I moved into the tables
they'd see the cigar
he threw my food
in the boulevard
oh Billy Boy! oh Billy Boy!

I walk into the fountain
with Billy Boy
I see a thing in the Boulevard
yellow man
a fucking boy

Walking to the center
in the magazine
I see the girls
they're looking fine
Hail Mary, full of grace!

Over to the band stnad
and what are they saying?
the bouncers, they know
who I am
I stuck it out
with another man
NO!

Negro Observer Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Well, I don't know what..
Well, I don't know who..
Well, I don't know where or when..
Well, I don't know it..
Well, I don't know they..
Well, I don't know thick or thin..

Landing in empty parking lots
in deserted discount stores,
Negro observers are landing by the scores!
Dropping down in low-rider cars
from Pluto, Venus, and Mars..
Negro Observers are counting heads in singles bars!

ah hah hah ha hah

Walking up and down the empty boulevards...
Negro Observers with muscles that are very hard!

Walking up and down and falling everywhere,
Negro Observers flying through the air.
They don't know what goes on,
but the Negro Observers are big and strong.

hoo ha ha ha hah

Butthole Surfer Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! [etc.]
I was ridin' wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! [etc.]

I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! [etc.]

HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT

Lady Sniff Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Yeah, boy. Heh Heh Heh.
Let it walk and let it talk and stick it on the wall.
Lately when I say to you baby, don't know what I know.
Let it walk and let it talk and rooty tooty doo
Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I do.
When I say no, yeah, I mean no.
Take me back to Detroit, piehole!
Let it walk and let it talk and what the hell you say?
Lately when I see you baby, each and every day.
Let it walk and let it talk and rooty tooty doo.
Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I do.
When I say no, yeah, I mean no.
Pass me some of that dumbass over there, yeah boy.
Let it walk and put it down and walk it on the wall.
Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I know.
Let it walk and let it talk and what the hell you say?
Lately when I see you baby, each and every day.
When I say no, yeah, I mean no.
Bernie, Bring me my bacon! Bernie?

Cherub Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Cherub
Cherub the angel
Roll back the hands of time

Cherub
Enter the angel

aaaaaaahhhh!

You walk alone now
You're never mind
The walks you've taken
have left behind
All people sideways
They look at you
may god forsake me
cause I do to

I see bodies
Maybe, maybe someone is alive
Naked we smile

Hoo-hahahahahahahah, a-hahahahahohoho

Naked

Ha-ha

ahhhh

You're right beside me
you gaze a view
your body's vacant
they crawl right through

those bodies falling
it's in the air
we're mixed so close now
but I don't care

ha ha ha

walk upon me
your body lead
you try to escape you
it's in your head

I'd better go back
I'm not over there

You walk beside me
you gaze at me
you're homeless now
or that times three

amazon
you gaze along
I'll make you talk you
there is no bong

your mind has cut you
you're bleeding now
your plans escaped
just like a bow

they walk right past you
they stop and stare
your body's lying
all over there

ha-he-he-he-he

feh

Mexican Caravan Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Take me
Mexican Caravan
South of
South of the Rio Grande
Take me to that amigo town
Where I can score some of that heroin brown
Take me
Mexican Caravan
South of
South of anywhere you can
Push me in through the garbage can
Teach this white boy to be Mexican
Take me
Mexican Caravan
Let's score some of that heroin
You know the way to make the white boy say
Make me Mexican
Take me
Mexican Caravan
Push me into the Rio Grande
You know the way to make the white boy say
Make me Mexican
Take me
Take me
Take me
Take me Mexican Caravan!

Cowboy Bob Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of bed
I had a knife in my back
And I put it back in
Oh my God I was dead
I hope I get to sleep tonight
I never can
I've always got a knife in my back
No matter where, no matter when

Gary Floyd Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

I could have a real good time if I had a gun
I know, well I know. The things I do and say
And if I did not have no gun well I know, I know
I've got a knife.
Well, Gary Floyd and all his pals are gonna' come on down
To the roundaround. They're gonna' shoot all day.
Saw the nature in the swimming pool
In a two-piece oh and I lost my cool
Well I'm cool-the things I do and say
The color brown is coming down
I feel my head go round and round and round [etc.]
Well, Gary Floyd and all his pals are gonna' come on down
To the roundaround. They're gonna' shoot all day.

"Butthole Surfers" (1983)

The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey's Grave Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Don't look back at me!
I see you trembling!
You look like shit!
I am the ultimate God!
God is 2nd to me!
I am #1 motherfucker!
Don't even look back!
Don't even look upon me with you naked eyes!
SHUT UP!

Hey Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Well, I don't know,
and you can't say.
And even if you could,
you wouldn't anyway
Let's go to hell
Hey...Hey.....
Now I'm in love,
not with he or she
it's burning hate
why don't they see?
Get your hands off me
Hey...Hey.....

I'm burning now,
like a fallen dove
I'm not fit to fall in love.
LOVE?
Hey...Hey.....

A broken dream (??) is but a swinging arc
A lover's kiss then I am gone.

Something Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Something she said to me last night
Something she said to me
I saw the sun rising up over my daddy's grave
And I ate some cheese and rice today

Something she said to me last night
Something she said to me
She been talking, talking behind my back
This time she's gonna bleed

You talking to me? [x7]

Something she said to me last night
Something she said to me
I saw the sun rising up over my daddy's grave
And I ate some cheese and rice today

Something she said to me last night
Something she said to me
She been talking behind my back again
This time she's going to bleed

aaaohhhwwww!

Something she said to me last night
Something she said to me last night
Cuz when I kicked her in the teeth she was out the door
I just know she'll be back for more

Bar-B-Q Pope Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

I, Calypso.

I shot the barbecue pit
I shot the pope, yahoo
They shot the pope
They shot his ass
It's over now
That's what I said

I wet my bed last night
I woke up sad, whoo
They shot the pope
They shot the pope's ass
They shot the pope
And i said Good Night

Wichita Cathedral Lyrics – Butthole Surfers

Whaaaah!

Wiped-out wasted Wichita
Watch out where I am
Last time I's in Wichita
I did not give a damn

Wiped-out wasted Wichita
Cathedral from withold
Last time I'm in Wichita
My God, I did not know

Wiped-out wasted Wichita
My backside is a scab
Last time I'm in Wichita
The best I ever had

Wiped-out indians on my mind
Were found in ??
Last time I's in Wichita
My God, I ??

Whaaaah!

Wiped indians on my mind
These deeds I cannot say
Last time I got wasted there
I had to walk away

??
Last time I got crumbled up
The crow he lost his craw

Wiped out wasted Wichita
Cathedrals on my mind
Last time I got wasted there
My poor dog just went blind

The Revenge Of Anus Presley lyrics - butthole surfers

Your pain makes me hungry
I'm hungry for pain
Your death is mine, motherfucker
Don't even try to escape
Because you're mine
You are all mine
You are all in my path
I will peel you like a potato!
I will take off your (??)
(??)
Shit! you are going to die!
I will peel off your toenails
Like they were...cupcakes!
Like they were...twinkies!
You're dead mother fucker
My life is nothing but to kill you
(??)
my words make you wanna scream
like a dead dog dying of anger
(??) dead dog

gonna be dicks in ass tonight mother fucker
You're... life is mine
I take you with me
I take you
I crumble you up
And wad you into a little ball

I'll (??) your head
And still (??) oohhh!!!
You're....you're destroyed!

(??)
The war is not alone
It's the only war
Anytime!
You get your ass out here!
Kick my ass? No problem!
My life is better
Don't fuck with me whatsoever
yep, you think you're (??)
I take it or I leave it
But this one motherfucker is mine
And you're getting it!
You're the one who's going to pay this time!
No prob!

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